Flash Fiction: Judas’s Jesus Feast


Judas’s Jesus Feast

            So after we took him off the cross, we severed his limbs and barbecued him for a late super. We used the robes he was dressed in as the table cloth. We scalped him in preparation and decided to give it to one of the lepers. We thought he’d want that. We skinned parts of his body to make a few nice coin sacks which would later contain some of the blood money we sold his life for.
            You know, everybody said he was such a good guy, the Lord’s son even, but I swear to Christ he tasted just like chicken!

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